1) We’ll start easy, what’s your name/alias? Chris the Piss
2) How old are you? 16
3) What Country do you live in? ( you can be more specific if you want) I live in a tiny anthill, in the backyard of a house on lindsay street on minton block in a small town called maud texas which borders redwater and simms in the county of bowie in the northeastern area of a large state known commonly as texas in the union of 50 states united under one famous motto that was stolen from John Locke but is credited to Thomas Jefferson that reads "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." Is that specific enough?
4) What influences you to write? I don't have influences, I am abused and forced to write. Seriously though, Mike pushed me to be who I am today as a writer
5) What influenced you to write in the past? my bitch ass ex gf.
6) Why did you write your very first poem? (Do you remember?) I was taking a shit when this amazing sounding line popped in my head (coincedently the same time a terd popped out my ass). I went from there and wrote a sucky rhyming poem lol.
7) How long have you been a poet? since March of 2005.. almost a year
8) What are your music tastes? Rock!! Preferrably heavy stuff
9) Who’s your favorite artist? (Writer, Poet, Painter, anything. My favorite writer is Mike aka theblankpoet aka schmexy mexy.
10) What are your thoughts on poetry? Poetry is like chicken noodle soup, it is the essence of life and helps you when your sick, comes in a can.. made with noodles.. you get the jest of it. What is this about anyways?

National Holiday!!: Drop a terd on March 33rd!!


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